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handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"
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Pronounced, ‘thin- doe’ -rhymes with window.
A broken car window that has been replaced/covered with grey duct tape and/or black garbage bags. Unlike a temporary fix until the window can be replaced, a thindow may remain for many years.
Eddy: Where in the hell is all the duct tape?
Igor: I used it all to install a thindowon my back passenger door after that prostitute smashed in the window with her fat ass
Thindow by Eye Six January 31, 2019

Reverse thinspo

What people with eating disorders use to look at to make themselves ‘discusted’ By a person who is very large and to look at the meals they dream of eating
I use her as reverse thinspo to make sure I never end up like that

Twinsome 

The action of having sex with twins, much like a threesome.
I want to have a twinsome with Jack and Finn Harries
Twinsome by parisssssssss October 23, 2012

thinspire 

To become inspired to be thin; usually by Lindsay Lohan and/or, but not limited to the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, or those girls from the OC.
After Monica saw those rib cages on the cover of Us Weekly, she was thinspired to go on Atkins (which btw, doesn't work).
thinspire by Mattkins September 1, 2005

thick n thins 

Noun -- A type of men's dress sock made usually of nylon that is sheer (thin nylon) with (thick nylon) lines running vertically throughout the sock. This type of sock is worn more so but not limited to ethnic groups such as African-Americans and Hispanics. This type of men's dress sock was very popular during the 1960's to 1980's and began to make a comeback during the late 1990's.
Bernard went over to The Sock Man Socks & Shoes to hook up on a fresh pair of thick n thins to match his new suit.
thick n thins by 12ds March 4, 2009