Thin mints 

Cocaine in cookie form

I just ate 17 boxes of thin mints and am stalking the girl scout that sold them to me.

Thin mints by jimmypotsmoker March 5, 2009

thin mints 

Another word for dollar bills

Dazza: "Yo check out these thin mints i found on the ground"
Some rando: "Bro those are my thin mints ya spastic"

thin mints by some punk bitch March 21, 2021

thin mints 

when you put a thin mint into a girls vergina and then eat her out and you taste the mint

Kyle used the thin mints technique on alyssa

thin mints by Master T. Bating December 23, 2008

box of thin mints 

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gurl: wanna buy a box of thin mints?
big lips: sure ill have one:
gurl: what about 1 millionnn
big lips: no 2 million
gurl: heheheha
big lips: GRRRRR

box of thin mints by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

Haviland Thin Mints 

a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota

Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994

Haviland Thin Mints by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Haviland Thin Mints 

Haviland Thin Mints are a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota. The candy is a mint fondant covered in dark chocolate, similar to the York Peppermint Pattie but smaller, thinner and shorter.

Haviland Thin Mints also come in flavors such as Raspberry Crème and Orange Crème

Haviland Thin Mints by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Thin Mintsterbate 

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.

I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate

Thin Mintsterbate by Buckdorf February 19, 2019