Tongue in cheek expression about the appeal of sexy tights (pantyhose) and the complete opposite of sexy stockings. However thexy thights can be transformed into unbridled sex fashionista when the wearer deliberately portrays them as un-sexy.
...there's nothing sexy about tights ... yes, but these are thexy thights!
Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.