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Thigh burns 

Noun - The androgenic hair that grows on the upper thighs of post-pubescent humans (yes boys and girls, or men and women more appropriately - we've all got it, to a lesser or greater extent) that can look like it has 'escaped' from the pubic area.

Not to be confused with pubic bangs.

It complements and sits in opposition to the treasure trail.
After the bong incident in the tabloids Michael Phelps thigh burns were the least of his worries.

Ha - thought Julia Roberts - they're freaking out over armpit hair, what the hell would they do if they saw my beautiful thigh burns!
Thigh burns by RastaVari May 22, 2011

thigh burns 

a slang, hair line recession term which indicates the loss of hair starting at the edges of the forehead. it is (jokingly) blamed on friction occurring from the shaking thighs of ones lover while performing amazing oral sex on them.
Patrick's thigh burns told her all she needed to know about his oral sex skills.
thigh burns by lampington September 23, 2007

Thighburns 

Patch of hairless skin on a man's cheek from the continuous rubbing of the inside of female's thighs during oral sex.
I can't grow a full beard because of my thighburns.
Thighburns by axismob July 1, 2010

thighburns 

Thighburns a grossly ungrooomed womens pubic region. Where the pubic hair proceeds to grow down the thighs in an uncontroled manner.
Check out that fat bitch's thighburns. European women are notoriuos to the self afflicted thighburns epidemic.
thighburns by poopface December 3, 2003

Thighburns 

Excess hair growth on a womens inner thigh area. Particularly previlant amongst older and dark haired laydees
I was charged double for a leg wax as my thighburns met in the middle
Thighburns by Hudders1999 October 16, 2008
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