Definitions by Craigman77

Thigh Burns 

Pubic hair that is untrimmed and so long that it hangs down one's leg similar to side burns. Similarly the chafing from such long hair literally causes friction burns on the thighs.

Women in 70's porno's have thigh burns

Thigh Burns by Craigman77 May 18, 2011

Vag Bat 

When the folds of the labia are oversized and when pulled apart resemble bat wings

That chick has a vag bat!

Vag Bat by Craigman77 June 3, 2010