Thighburns

Patch of hairless skin on a man's cheek from the continuous rubbing of the inside of female's thighs during oral sex.

I can't grow a full beard because of my thighburns.

by axismob July 1, 2010

thighburns

Thighburns a grossly ungrooomed womens pubic region. Where the pubic hair proceeds to grow down the thighs in an uncontroled manner.

Check out that fat bitch's thighburns. European women are notoriuos to the self afflicted thighburns epidemic.

by poopface December 3, 2003

Thighburns

Excess hair growth on a womens inner thigh area. Particularly previlant amongst older and dark haired laydees

I was charged double for a leg wax as my thighburns met in the middle

by Hudders1999 October 16, 2008

Thigh Burns

Pubic hair that is untrimmed and so long that it hangs down one's leg similar to side burns. Similarly the chafing from such long hair literally causes friction burns on the thighs.

Women in 70's porno's have thigh burns

by Craigman77 May 18, 2011

thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.

Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"

by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

thighbrush

A thighbrush is a euphamism for a man's facial hair (or beard) with the subtle reference to performing oral sex on a partner.

She said, "I'd love to have your thighbrush in between my legs."

by THIGHBRUSH November 3, 2017

Thigh burns

Noun - The androgenic hair that grows on the upper thighs of post-pubescent humans (yes boys and girls, or men and women more appropriately - we've all got it, to a lesser or greater extent) that can look like it has 'escaped' from the pubic area.

Not to be confused with pubic bangs.

It complements and sits in opposition to the treasure trail.

After the bong incident in the tabloids Michael Phelps thigh burns were the least of his worries.

Ha - thought Julia Roberts - they're freaking out over armpit hair, what the hell would they do if they saw my beautiful thigh burns!

by RastaVari May 22, 2011