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Thick Cream 

A load that is so dense after being produced by at least a 12 inch penis , that it drowns any sized fuggin puss. (See fuggin puss).
Yo i unloaded some fuggin thick cream after watching magic first quarter cover again and making me go up 6 dollars.
Thick Cream by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011
Words you can keep

thick creamy load 

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
thick creamy load by bernard February 2, 2005

thick creamy balls 

It's when balls are so fluffy and white that they make your heart leap for joy.
YAYYY! I just saw my little sister's thick creamy balls!

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
thick creamy semen by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Thick and creamy 

a Vanilla milkshake either from the bk(burger king)or charlie browns resturant that has great taste like cum
and is a balance between thick and creamy
fast-food cashier:what would you like
customer:i would like 300 cheesbugers and 300 french fries
fast-food cashier:is that for here or to go
customer:for here
fast-food cashier:anything to drink
customer:yes one of your THICK AND CREEEAMMY milkshakes
thick and creamy -Party Monster
Thick and creamy by Muldahara May 10, 2007

Creamy Thock

Creamy and girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)
Omg Kimmmy look at his creamy thock, so tasty!

Nice creamy thock you have there.

Is your thock creamy enough?
Creamy Thock by issok July 18, 2022

CreamS(h)tick 

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
CreamS(h)tick by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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I hit a real purple patch.

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