Thibert

A useless human being.

Look at that Thibert sitting over there, like a wart on a frog's butt

by Grandma Crabby July 4, 2021

thibert

A Bear strangling badass

Thibert killed the bernstein bears last week

by Dork#1 February 6, 2015

tibert

artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower

Look at all the metal on tibert's face!

by welovetina December 7, 2011

thibertculose

The act (,usually done to achieve a higher level of domination,) of knocking the air out of someone, throat fucking them, filling their lungs with jizz, and then giving them the most sloppy, juicy, absolute diabolical head imaginable. This will put them in a deep state of euphoria before being put into a coma; thus effectively turning said target into a vegetable, stuck in eternal bliss. After they are in a state of comatose, you have the option to put them in their place via crushing the "potato" into "mashed potatoes" through aggressive Tea-bagging, and showing them they are the beta-bitch they are.

Since Jimmy didn't learn his place the first time, I gave his dog thibertculose.

by Jericho's missle April 28, 2025