artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower

Look at all the metal on tibert's face!

tibert by welovetina December 7, 2011

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thibertculose

The act (,usually done to achieve a higher level of domination,) of knocking the air out of someone, throat fucking them, filling their lungs with jizz, and then giving them the most sloppy, juicy, absolute diabolical head imaginable. This will put them in a deep state of euphoria before being put into a coma; thus effectively turning said target into a vegetable, stuck in eternal bliss. After they are in a state of comatose, you have the option to put them in their place via crushing the "potato" into "mashed potatoes" through aggressive Tea-bagging, and showing them they are the beta-bitch they are.

Since Jimmy didn't learn his place the first time, I gave his dog thibertculose.

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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