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there is no God 

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."
there is no God by lexiphile March 5, 2009
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There is no god 

Usually the first thing that someone must admit to themselves before becoming a Freethinker.
Once John said there there is no god, he realized that all of us are part of a million year old social structure that is as complex as any of our body parts.

There is no god 

What one says when they discover something truly vile and horrifying. Only used upon finding finding something unusually, shockingly wretched.
Guy1: Check this out: http://www.chat-avenue.com/kidchat.html

Guy2: There is no god. O.O;
There is no god by OTRMain July 20, 2008

Proof That There Is No God 

Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."
Justin Bieber is famous, that's Proof That There Is No God.

proof that there is no god 

See: 16 year old girls
Pop culture trends are enough proof that there is no God.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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