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Theory of Everything 2 

Theory of Everything 2 is the 18 level in the Geometry Dash main levels and is also the 2nd main demon level of the game.
Jerry: I FINALLY BEAT THEORY OF EVERYTHING 2

Tim: Who cares.

Theory of Elasticity of Everything

The ultimate synthesis—proposing that everything is elastic: physics, chemistry, biology, society, mind, knowledge, logic, reality itself. The Elasticity of Everything suggests that the universe isn't a rigid machine but a stretchy fabric, and everything in it—from quarks to consciousness, from laws to loves—has elastic properties. Some things stretch more, some less; everything has limits. Understanding anything requires understanding its stretch: how far it can go, when it snaps, how it recovers. It's a unified framework for a stretchy universe—a vision of reality as fundamentally elastic.
Theory of Elasticity of Everything "Spacetime stretches, molecules stretch, minds stretch, societies stretch. Theory of Elasticity of Everything says that's not coincidence—it's fundamental. The universe is stretchy. The question isn't whether something will stretch; it's how far, how fast, and whether it will snap. Everything stretches eventually. The art is knowing the limits."

attention theory of everything 

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.

Critical Theory of Everything

The ultimate application of Critical Theory—to everything. Critical Theory of Everything insists that no domain is immune from critique, no concept too sacred, no institution too powerful. It applies the tools of critical theory—analysis of power, ideology, and social construction—to literally everything: science, religion, art, love, consciousness, reality itself. Not to destroy, but to understand; not to relativize, but to liberate. Critical Theory of Everything asks: How is power operating here? Who benefits? What's hidden? Could this be otherwise? It's the endless project of refusing to take anything for granted, of insisting that everything human-made can be remade, and that liberation requires questioning everything—including itself.
"They say some things are just natural, just the way things are. Critical Theory of Everything asks: says who? Natural for whom? What power hides behind 'natural'? Everything human is made, and what's made can be remade. Critical theory stops nowhere, questions everything, insists on possibility. Not nihilism, but hope—the hope that things could be different, and that we could be free."

Theory of Constructed Everything

The radical endpoint of social constructionism: the argument that all of human reality—not just social facts like money, but our experience of time, space, the self, and even seemingly brute physical facts—is mediated through and shaped by the conceptual and linguistic systems we collectively build. It's the realization that we are born into a world that is already thickly pre-constructed, and we spend our lives navigating, reinforcing, and sometimes remaking those constructions.
Example: "Looking at a sunset, I see 'beauty' and 'the end of the day'—both constructed concepts. A physicist sees 'Rayleigh scattering' and 'planetary rotation'—other constructed concepts from a different framework. The Theory of Constructed Everything suggests there is no access to the sunset-in-itself; we only ever experience it through the various reality-tunnels our cultures and sciences have built for us. We live in a house of ideas, and mistake it for the sky."

Theory of Constructed Everything

The comprehensive view that everything human beings experience, know, and value is constructed—not discovered, not given, not inevitable. Knowledge is constructed. Science is constructed. Reality is constructed. Self is constructed. Meaning is constructed. God is constructed. The Theory of Constructed Everything doesn't claim that nothing exists independently—it claims that everything we have access to is accessed through construction, shaped by construction, constituted by construction. This isn't nihilism—it's the opposite. If everything is constructed, then everything is our responsibility. We built it; we can rebuild it. There's no appeal to nature, no escape to the given, no hiding in the inevitable. It's all us, all the way down.
"You want something that's not constructed, something purely natural, purely given? Theory of Constructed Everything says: sorry. Everything you touch, think, love, and fear is built—by evolution, by culture, by you. That's not despair—that's responsibility. If it's all constructed, then it's all up to us. Build carefully."
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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