heathen's definitions

sickness

'the sickness' is what your clothes get when you wash them, but fail to hang them out until the next day. Once they're dry, they smell faintly like sick.

About to meet his date, Kevin froze as he realised the smell of vomit was coming from his freshly-washed shirt. "Damn, my shirt's got the sickness".

by heathen September 3, 2004

ripped

after you smoke, this is what you are

im fuckin ripped man, that blunt was SO good

by heathen September 14, 2003

kfc

A promiscuous female; one who sleeps with many males indiscriminately

You know that Beth girl? She's KFC: Keen For Cock

by heathen September 4, 2004

theologian

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

by heathen May 8, 2005