Definitions by heathen

theologian

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

theologian by heathen May 8, 2005

kfc

A promiscuous female; one who sleeps with many males indiscriminately

You know that Beth girl? She's KFC: Keen For Cock

kfc by heathen September 4, 2004

sickness 

'the sickness' is what your clothes get when you wash them, but fail to hang them out until the next day. Once they're dry, they smell faintly like sick.

About to meet his date, Kevin froze as he realised the smell of vomit was coming from his freshly-washed shirt. "Damn, my shirt's got the sickness".

sickness by heathen September 3, 2004

ripped 

after you smoke, this is what you are

im fuckin ripped man, that blunt was SO good

ripped by heathen September 14, 2003