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theclassic by emilejfagerstromiv September 15, 2019
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The Classic Luke Holland
This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
The Classic Luke Holland by Wolverine at the rock September 10, 2014
The Classic Frosty
The classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead inserting your finger in her/his asshole.
Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty eatlier today. Hereby inserting my finger in her asshole.
The Classic Frosty by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020
The Classic Frosty
A classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead insert your finger in his/her asshole.
Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty earlier today, hereby inserting my finger in her bumhole.
The Classic Frosty by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020
The classic Henryk
The classic Henryk by Natwo November 27, 2021
the classic mistake
When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.
the classic mistake by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018
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