The zipper is a two handed sex move performed on a penis by someone else. Basically, while kneeling in front of your partner, you interlace your fingers grabbing the penis with both hands and rhythmically stroking it in a back and forth manner. This hand position is superior due to the added friction and position of the hands to apply more pressure with least amount of effort.
James said, "Wow that girl was skilled in bed last night, she performed The Zipper on me, Amazing".
Rob replies, "Damn your so lucky, I wish my girl knew about The Zipper".
Kevin exclaims, "Whoa, I gotta run back to the "love nest" and teach my girl The Zipper right now".
Rob replies, "Damn your so lucky, I wish my girl knew about The Zipper".
Kevin exclaims, "Whoa, I gotta run back to the "love nest" and teach my girl The Zipper right now".
by Staypuft77 February 14, 2010
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Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.
by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009
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The Zipper
• hunt-the-zipper
• riding the zipper
• Zap the Zipper
• Unzipping the Zipper
• Catching your dick in the zipper
• Middle pocket with the zipper
• tender in the zipper
• men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper
• snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
Get the men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper mug.When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.
by Skip Skolar. August 4, 2010
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Above these again were the playrooms where, the weather having turned to rain, nine hundred older children were amusing themselves with bricks and clay modelling, hunt-the-zipper, and erotic play.
by ALevelEnglishStudent April 8, 2011
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