the woozle 

the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.

i came home to find that i had been woozled!! the woozle stuck again!

the woozle by the woolze bitch January 30, 2010

The Woodley Effect 

The process of watching a movie or TV show for the sole purpose of seeing a hot actor or actress. The term is believed to have originally referred to Shailene Woodley.

Alex: We're watching Transformers tonight.

Erik: Dude why the hell would we watch that?

Alex: Because Megan Foxx is bangin!

Everyone else: The Woodley Effect...

The Woodley Effect by My Peyton Manthing October 1, 2014

the woozies 

an emotion unrelated and incomparable to any other emotion; it is not able to be described, and is generally a confusing state.

A: Hey dude, you okay?
B: I feel weird, I think I've got a case of the woozies...

the woozies by zhohnda June 28, 2011

The Woodley Effect 

The process of watching a movie or TV show for the sole purpose of seeing a hot actor or actress. The term is believed to have originally referred to Shailene Woodley.

Alex: We're watching Transformers tonight.

Erik: Dude why the hell would we watch that?

Alex: Because Megan Foxx is bangin!

Everyone else: The Woodley Effect...

The Woodley Effect by My Peyton Manthing September 30, 2014

The Woodley

When you suck dick so hard you get lock jaw.

I had to go to the dentist after giving him the woodley last night.

The Woodley by Chloe Molak February 25, 2018

Wooleybadher/ the basher 

A man who is so in depth in politics instead of going out and pursuing they play a Roblox game for 24 hours al week. His other personality “the basher” is a man so angry that he punches metal and beats up people in his grade. (Note this person has also crashed a car into a pole one or more times.)

The Wooleybadher/ the basher is here “gulp”

Wooleybadher/ the basher by Maffuei November 21, 2024