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The Wither 

A very badass boss you can optionally face in the indie sandbox video game, Minecraft. You place 4 blocks in a t-shape. Two stacked on top of eachother, and two on both sides. Then throw three wither heads on top of all that shit, and then boom! You have a kick-ass beast that will rip the shit out of you, unless you're properly prepared.
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The Wither by SwagCertified™ October 9, 2014
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The Wither King 

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad
hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?
The Wither King by 76MC June 24, 2023

wither on the vine 

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.
Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.
wither on the vine by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009

the witcher 

The best Polish Game Ever!!
This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

The Witcher 3 

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.
"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

The Witcher 3 

The first game in the The Witcher 3 series
The Witcher 3 is the first game most people have played in the Witcher 3 series
The Witcher 3 by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019
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