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yeet myself out the window 

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation
*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window

the window is open 

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.
Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

Yeet yourself out the window day 

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!
"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

The Window Pickle 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
The Window Pickle by coalpha December 23, 2009

rolling down the windows 

The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.
Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!

Ollie out the window day!

You ever wanted to push ollie out the window? Well todays the dayOctober 3rd!

It comes around yearly 🎉
On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

…It’s throw ollie out the window day!