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the WIFF

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!
by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
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Tossing The Wiffleball

An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.
Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.

Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?

Brian- Of course

Justin- Your sick

Brian- I know
by The Tossking March 7, 2010
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Wiffed on the waff

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.
As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.
by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021
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