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the WIFF 

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!
the WIFF by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
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Tossing The Wiffleball 

An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.
Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.

Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?

Brian- Of course

Justin- Your sick

Brian- I know

Wiffed on the waff 

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.
As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.
Wiffed on the waff by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008