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Then why. THEN WHY!! Not The Why, THEN WHY!!!
(1) The why?
(2) THEN WHY!!!!! *kills (1)*
The why by theostarguyyy September 8, 2024

the why boner 

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...

The Why so serious 

You masterbate and then ejaculate on your hand then smear your cum across her face and say "let's put a smile on your face"
After finishing yourself off I gave her the why so serious.
The Why so serious by TAbresco October 30, 2014

The Why School Fallacy 

An American school system fault in which schools teach you unnecessary information, which makes students consider school meaningless
"Why the do I have to learn Alegbra, I wanna be a doctor!"

"It's just the Why School Fallacy".
The Why School Fallacy by SesSeed October 7, 2023

The Why Follows 

The greatest artist to grace the face of this planet.
The Why Follows, so why follow.
The Why Follows by The Why Follows November 23, 2021

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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