the vale
the vale by Chels dogg July 24, 2003
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You are not the Valedictorian.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*
I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
You are not the Valedictorian. by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009
the valedictorian
This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
the valedictorian by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016
tipping the valet
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
tipping the valet by rfaithlv July 2, 2006
The Valethic Continuum
A cosmological framework within the Faubridge universe that contains twelve parallel universes, each classified by its level of stability and governed by The Continuity Doctrine. It serves as the setting for the planet Thalémar, countless civilizations, original music, books, and other multimedia works published by Faubridge Media Group. Mentioning “the Valethic Continuum” usually means someone has fallen down an absurdly deep rabbit hole.
Warning: Looking up “The Valethic Continuum” often results in accidentally reading a planetary survey you didn’t know you needed.
Warning: Looking up “The Valethic Continuum” often results in accidentally reading a planetary survey you didn’t know you needed.
I opened the Faubridge website to look up one album and somehow ended up reading about the Valethic Continuum for an hour.
Girl, don’t ask me about the Valethic Continuum unless you’ve got the whole afternoon free.
Girl, don’t ask me about the Valethic Continuum unless you’ve got the whole afternoon free.
The Valethic Continuum by Faubridge Media Group July 9, 2026
The Valerie Effect
‘The Valerie Effect’ is a term used to describe the scenario, where a certain player (Valerie) in a community or public game server, takes an extended leave, resulting in a significant shortage of progression or increasing inactivity.
‘The Valerie Effect’ is a relatable experience, where an uncoined group leader is shown to have a major impact on the engagement of a community, reflected by their absence.
‘The Valerie Effect’ is a relatable experience, where an uncoined group leader is shown to have a major impact on the engagement of a community, reflected by their absence.
"It's been months since you've been active on the server, and barely anything has happend since you left. You've proven to have had the Valerie effect on the server"
The Valerie Effect by MillieVanilliey September 4, 2026
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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