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the vale 

Hey Chris are you coming to the vale tonight?
the vale by Chels dogg July 24, 2003
Words you can keep

the vale 

the vale by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

tipping the valet 

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
tipping the valet by rfaithlv July 2, 2006

The Valethic Continuum

A cosmological framework within the Faubridge universe that contains twelve parallel universes, each classified by its level of stability and governed by The Continuity Doctrine. It serves as the setting for the planet Thalémar, countless civilizations, original music, books, and other multimedia works published by Faubridge Media Group. Mentioning “the Valethic Continuum” usually means someone has fallen down an absurdly deep rabbit hole.

Warning: Looking up “The Valethic Continuum” often results in accidentally reading a planetary survey you didn’t know you needed.
I opened the Faubridge website to look up one album and somehow ended up reading about the Valethic Continuum for an hour.

Girl, don’t ask me about the Valethic Continuum unless you’ve got the whole afternoon free.

The Valerie Effect

‘The Valerie Effect’ is a term used to describe the scenario, where a certain player (Valerie) in a community or public game server, takes an extended leave, resulting in a significant shortage of progression or increasing inactivity.
‘The Valerie Effect’ is a relatable experience, where an uncoined group leader is shown to have a major impact on the engagement of a community, reflected by their absence.
"It's been months since you've been active on the server, and barely anything has happend since you left. You've proven to have had the Valerie effect on the server"
The Valerie Effect by MillieVanilliey September 4, 2026
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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