The trench
The trench by Yoface2537 July 22, 2023
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Rowing the Trench
A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.
Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.
It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.
It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.
Rowing the Trench by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022
a jerry in the trench
a jerry in the trench by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 12, 2010
Hit The Trench
The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.
Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Hit The Trench by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
The Mariana Trench
An EXTREMELY deep vagina. You could fit your entire arm in. Compared to the deepest part of the ocean, The mariana trench.
Guy 1: Dude, Jessica has The Mariana Trench In her pants!
Guy 2: Did your sumbarine go exploring?
Guy 1: Oh yeah!
Guy 2: Did your sumbarine go exploring?
Guy 1: Oh yeah!
The Mariana Trench by JoJoTheFlyingMonkey May 29, 2010
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