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The Trapeze 

When a person gets on all fours and a fully erect man, either hanging onto the top of a canopy bed or some sort of bar, swings into the person on all fours from behind.

**This maneuver takes great skill and should only be performed by a trained professional. Improper execution of this by an untrained individual could be very harmful to one or both individuals, possibly resulting in a anal fissure, vaginal tear or even a penile fracture.
He fractured his penis while preforming The Trapeze on his girlfriend.
The Trapeze by Tubesocktugger January 14, 2020
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The Colorado Trapeze Act

The act of 2 men taking 3 honey packs each and waiting 20 minutes until they attempt to balance them selves on each others dicks.
Jerry and Tyler had a sleepover last night and attempted the colorado trapeze act.

3 in the Trapezoid 

When 3 dudes enter you in the ass at once creating new angles to your butthole. The three create a triangular rectangle (similar to the painted area on an international basketball court.) If they stay in for long enough, everyone ejacula...I mean...is ejected from the painted area.
I wouldn't go in that place. You might end the night with 3 in the Trapezoid.

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central 

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026