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the tit offensive 

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Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.
The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

the tit touch 

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When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
the tit touch by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

the tit's bananas 

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a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.

the tit's nut sack 

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The very very best
Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.
the tit's nut sack by dr fjord October 17, 2013

Tip of the Tit 

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1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!
Tip of the Tit by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010

sucking on the tit of life 

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Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed
"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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