A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

The beer tastes like shit by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

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The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.

Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.

The skill tester by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018

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Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

Tested the battery by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

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The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

The Cat Tester by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

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