The SwingLine 

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)

"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"

The SwingLine by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006

The Swinging Pendulums 

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

The Swinging Pendulums by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

the swinging arm 

punch thrown in rugby game disguised as a tackle. Similar to clothesline

"he came into the tackle with a swinging arm"

the swinging arm by Pete January 20, 2004

Swinging the Scones 

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

Swinging the Scones by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer 

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

Swinging the tow-rope by Dave the ex May 23, 2018

swingin' the bone 

Masturbating, jerking off, wanking, beat off, toss off, whacking the chicken

"Oh man! I was swinging the bone all night, I barely slept!"
"Dude, you're totally addicted to swingin' the bone"

swingin' the bone by joiuseuy May 10, 2022