Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat
Jake: dude, i'm eating.
Jake: dude, i'm eating.
by drivingat30_sue January 12, 2009
The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.
by Hood Nigga October 22, 2007
A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.
by JackS17 June 09, 2016
The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.
by Ken Holway October 02, 2007
by cowboy June 07, 2004
"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"
by JesterMonkey June 01, 2004