Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”

Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”

by Waterbuffalo94 July 08, 2022