the spaulding 

When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.

Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.

the spaulding by The Wize One November 29, 2014

The Spalding effect

The Spalding effect is that of a coworker on another coworker, one inspiring the other to stop working and leave their job as soon as possible. The individual embodying ‘the spalding effect’ could be described as a bad influence.

‘The Spalding effect was evident amongst the senior members in his new workplace.’

The Spalding effect by Verbatim37 September 2, 2025

Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

Scalding The Puppy by Imapunkster February 18, 2012