When the folds (Wrinkles) in a scrotum resembles that of a smiling face. Eyes and Mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. THE SACK MUST BE HAPPY!!! Must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!
If the "FACE" is hairy, 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back' may be decalred!
Donny: Dude, George, I think I got The Sack That Smiles Back, but I'm not sure... Help me out
George: O, definitely dude!! I can feel the happy vibes going on around your nutsack. That even may be a 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back!'
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)