the snack that smiles back

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.

homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.

by Freefster April 26, 2011

Freef

The male counter-part of a queef, smells extremely bad and may also be physically impossible.

Man 1: ....Dude what smells like dick?
Man 2: There is a slight possibility I may have freefed.
Man 1: What the fuck is that?
Man 2: *Sigh* Urban dictionary it Bitch.

by Freefster May 18, 2011