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The Simp 

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with
Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.
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The Simp 

A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.
E.g-Koen the simp lord
The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020

The simp 

The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys
Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl
The simp by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

The Simp Sons 

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"
The Simp Sons by Bee asf June 14, 2020

the.simp.master 

My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.
Did you see the.simp.master's new post

The Simp Debate 

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
The Simp Debate by gibblie May 30, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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