The Shrub

little Bush, aka George W Bush

by jeff May 8, 2003

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

by Fatass February 25, 2003

The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004

the shrub

denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.

I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

The Shrub

A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.

Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!

www.oftheshrub.com

by DarkCow February 23, 2003

The Shrub

An omnipotent power in which controls all life in the Bria galaxy.

In the beginning the Shrub created the heavens and the earth.

by FAWN February 23, 2003

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018