Shrub

To rip off. To deal unfairly.

that deal was a total shrub

by smarter n u May 03, 2010

Shrub

Shrub; An affectionate term for a Nin-can-poop, twat, fool, idiot, generally silly person.

He felt like a complete Shrub after he spilled the beans.

Stop being a Shrub Sandra and pull yourself together!

The Shrublettes couldnt be happier watching Disney Movies with the chief Shrub.

by The Shrub Doctor May 26, 2018

Shrub

Shrubbing or to shrub. The act of a woman rubbing ones cliterous whilst taking a shit, thus encouraging both pleasure sensations to occur simultaneously.

He could no longer please his woman because she had mastered the art of shrubbing.

Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'

Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'

by 7up n Cider April 05, 2017

Shrub

A gay man or a man you presume to be gay.

Wow, I think that guy is a big shrub.

by Pierce Bears January 23, 2011

Shrub

combination of the word Short Rub. having sex and not being fully penetrated.

I got the short rub last nite when i was having sex with my bf. yup, girl if you hardly felt anything you got the shrub.

by C.I. Moan, Ronnie-Gurl August 12, 2010

Shrub

A term of affection toward a friend of the opposite sex.

I love my shrub!

by FukU2011 August 05, 2011

Shrubbing

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.

Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.

by kevin&gary October 15, 2010