The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.

Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'

The Shard by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014

take them up the shard 

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

take them up the shard by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

take me up the shard 

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

take me up the shard by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

Plane up the shard

Taking it up the bum

I always take a plane up the shard

Plane up the shard by Plane driver May 3, 2026

Sautee the sardine 

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

Sautee the sardine by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

The Shaads

When you have reached the apex of laziness and really don't want to do shit.

Damn.....I seriously have a case of the Shaads today.

The Shaads by Shadtastic February 2, 2018

the shad

a pinch to the upper under arm, which causes much pain.

I gave him the shad, and he cried in excruciating pain.

the shad by nickel143 April 13, 2009