the shadey 

Having blatant visible herpes on your lips

Damn after eating her out I have this red bump on my lips. I hope it isn't THE SHADEY

the shadey by LIVELIFE4LIFE August 8, 2015

The Shady Platypus 

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.

*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*

The Shady Platypus by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 22, 2013

made in the shade 

an expression from about the 1950s meaning being in an excellent or ideal situation.

whoever wins this week's lotto will be made in the shade!

made in the shade by bungalow bill January 20, 2005

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

Close the shades by Soupy March 15, 2009

the shady peach

A fuzzy headed guy with short hair and tinted glasses who has emotional disorders and vents out his hate in rhymes and spends his time ranting.

The shady peach was avoided because others found it wrong to chant rhymes in his sleep.

the shady peach by the shady peach June 24, 2003

The Shady Milkman 

"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".

Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?

Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!

The Shady Milkman by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

Wearing the shades by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010