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the second cuming by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018
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the second cumming
after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming
After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.
the second cumming by the amazing trifecta (jdb/bsr) April 27, 2010
The Second Coming
After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
The Second Coming by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
the second cumming
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
the second cumming by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011
The second coming of Jesus Christ
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
The second coming of Jesus Christ by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
The Second Coming of Jesus
When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
The Second Coming of Jesus by Seraph151 January 6, 2019
The Second Cumming
The Second Cumming is the cumshot a guy has when he jacks off again after blowing his load the first time.
The Second Cumming by USAF Cadet July 16, 2021
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