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the second cumming 

after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming
After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.

The Second Coming 

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

the second cumming 

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"

The second coming of Jesus Christ 

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

The Second Cumming 

The Second Cumming is the cumshot a guy has when he jacks off again after blowing his load the first time.
This morning, I was so horny that I had to have The Second Cumming!