The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

The schnide by Be him December 8, 2010

The Schneider Effect 

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.

Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!

The Schneider Effect by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009

The Rob Schneider 

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

The Rob Schneider by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider 

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021