The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

by Be him December 7, 2010

Schnide

Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck

Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....

by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

by j-nine October 30, 2006

schnide

A working class phrase typically used in the North West of England, meaning "off brand" or "fake" in regards to a product or a brand.

When we were in Turkey, my Dad saw a man selling a schnide pair of Fila trainers. They looked legit and were 1/3 of the original price, so of course he bought em.

by TheEndGame December 17, 2022

schnide

The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.

Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"

by sammyg056 May 5, 2014

Schnide

To partake in liquidy butt-sex

I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.

by squishy666 March 20, 2009

schnide

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

by Justin Shore April 24, 2007