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the spaulding 

When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.
Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.
the spaulding by The Wize One November 29, 2014

Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!
"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!
Scalding The Puppy by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

scald the hog 

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.
It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?
scald the hog by dalhart February 25, 2015

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026