The Raccon 

Must be at the girls house. Baning her doggystlye then bust hot mayo all over her back run out of the house and kick over all her trach can's and scream Raccon!!!

I pulled the raccon on one eyed mary last night

The Raccon by J Pizzel November 9, 2007

thomas the raccon 

A little bitch

i fucking hate thomas the raccon

thomas the raccon by thomastheraccon February 20, 2019

The Raccoons 

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

The Racoon by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

Racket The Raccoon 

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

Racket the Raccoon,Racket

Racket The Raccoon by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011

punch the raccoon 

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

punch the raccoon by ignition_b June 4, 2012

the raccoon 

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.

after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut

the raccoon by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007