the puppet

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.

John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.

by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 24, 2008

puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

puppet

1. A person that is easily controlled by others.
2. A person that conforms to pointless ideals set by others.
3. A person who changes opinions or views rapidly based on someone else's views/opinions.

I don't trust you. You are just a puppet.

by Jakob with a K July 11, 2008

The Puppeteer

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.

From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

puppet

1. A person not capable of forming his or her own ideas. Often, the person will adopt a set of ideals and protect them vehemently by ridiculing other peoples' values.
2. A person being manipulated, whether he he realizes it or not. See: tool

Conformists. Posers. Teeny-boppers. Anybody easily impressionable

by Mush Hyren December 3, 2003

puppet

Something controlled by something else.

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by larstait October 29, 2003

Puppeted

When a person or persons, especially one in a position of authority, has been controlled or unduly influenced, by another person, group, organisation or entity.

The politicians had been puppeted by their backers.

by Pepyst June 28, 2020