Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the
name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”
No
one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name
Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban
Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the
day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.