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the presidential

A type of short ponytail resembling that of the founding fathers.
Did you see Jay yesterday? He had the presidential.
the presidential by AMFye August 6, 2011
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The presidential

The act of approaching a female (preferably a stranger) and grabbing her by the pussy. Because you can.
"Hey Jimmie, I bet that girl will totally fuck you if you give her the presidential."
The presidential by Drunkdonkey85 October 22, 2017

The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.
I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.
The Presidential Treatment by KingPC November 11, 2016

taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool 

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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