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The Pound Law 

Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.

The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine

T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
The Pound Law by alextww April 16, 2009

The pound rule 

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.
Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep
The pound rule by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

The pound cake 

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
The pound cake by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

Beats By The Pound 

The critically acclaimed multi-platinum production team that was the engine of the No Limit Records "Tank" (circa 1995-99). Members included Craig B, KLC, Mo B Dick, and Odell.
Beats By The Pound was responsible for selling 70,000,000 albums.

Paid By the Pound 

To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."
I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.
Paid By the Pound by O-hole September 2, 2013

putting pennies in the pound jar 

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)
She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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