The Pizza Pie

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.

Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!

The Pizza Pie by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011

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When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021

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you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

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Take the piece of pizza

To chill out/calm down

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu

Take the piece of pizza by Mocoholi November 11, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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