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The Piston 

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/pwn victim/Pruger in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicles with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.
The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.
The Piston by MC Derf March 17, 2008
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The Piston 

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicle with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.
The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.
The Piston by MC Derf March 17, 2008

The Dutch Piston 

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!

The rusty piston 

The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.
I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.
The rusty piston by Jmc1971 CM75 September 3, 2018

The Pistol 

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.
T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.
The Pistol by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009

The Pistol 

In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.
OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
The Pistol by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004

The pistorius

Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.
Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius
The pistorius by Mitch Jack Matese September 17, 2015
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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