the paper
the paper by KITTIE MAYN July 26, 2005
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the paper
Shorthand for newspaper. Bet you thought it was something else. Get your head out of the gutter, bro.
the paper by signalizing July 12, 2013
The paper, the paper
The paper, the paper by Alberto Luna December 21, 2004
The Paper Shreds
Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- The Shreds
synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
The Paper Shreds by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007
Read the Paper
'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'
Read the Paper by Fullers February 21, 2009
down to the paper
phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.
down to the paper by bedopourtous March 19, 2013
flapping the paper asshole
A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
flapping the paper asshole by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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