the napalms

Also called the "burning squirts", though it's any crap that causes an intense burning, liquid or no.

If you hear screams of pain coming from the bathroom, someone probably has a bad case of the napalms.

the napalms by Uller June 28, 2005

The Napalm 

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

The Napalm by N3wt May 12, 2011

Napalming the Jungle 

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

Napalming the Jungle by PHENN November 12, 2012

Napalm the jungle 

Putting hot sauce on your food to prevent women from picking off your plate (especially when they order a salad or other 'lite choice').

Jane wanted some of my chicken last night, but luckily I napalm the jungle before I eat so she won't want it.

Napalm the jungle by gtarget February 3, 2012

Napalm the Village 

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

Napalm the Village by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

The Cuban Napalm Bomber 

A man that bombs cuba in his B-26 Marauder. He has killed countless civilians and has committed warcrimes in said countries: Vietnam, Cuba, Pakistan, Russia (In an attempt to rebuild USSR), Ukraine, Belarus, Iran, Syria , Nepal , Israel (Is not real), Botswana, Djibouti.

''¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡¡¡ES EL BOMBARDERO DE NAPALM CUBANO!!! ¡CORRE!(''RUN! RUN! RUN! ITS THE CUBAN NAPALM BOMBER!!! RUNNN!')''

''¡NO OTRA VEZ! (''NOT AGAIN!)''

The Cuban Napalm Bomber by Kenny McCormick.die April 20, 2023

burning the midnight napalm

Spending all night partying, clubbing, drinking, dancing, etc. Goes beyond burning the midnight oil, and requires at least one day of recovery.

-Where's Drew? I haven't seen him since Thursday night!
-Yeah, he was burning the midnight napalm all weekend.
-That explains all the empty MGD cans.

burning the midnight napalm by liz6005 January 26, 2011