the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.
I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.
by theryno May 18, 2007
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the musket

The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"
I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!
by matchstickmen January 27, 2011
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a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.
Dik gives his dog the musket every night.
by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 06, 2008
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musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
by Frosty Dice July 12, 2021
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The Musket

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."
by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011
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Musket

A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.
Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.
by gilman_god January 19, 2019
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Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
by Dylan989 December 23, 2009
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