The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
by GUVHMC January 7, 2006
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
by BigNa$ty October 8, 2015
A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019
Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
by Wyatt Hawn May 29, 2019
The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader
by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020